1- Whyzit that banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
2- Howcome Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
3- Whyzit that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
4- Howcome I keep returning to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have magically appeared?
5- Howcome my daughter seems to think that dirt and bathwater are the same thing?
6- Howcome you never hear any father-in-law jokes?
7- Whyzit that the older I get, the more hair seems to fall off my head and onto places I really don't desire?
8- Howcome "indulging" has such a negative connotation when it can be so damn good?
9- Whyzit so much fun to laugh at other people's expense?
10- Whyzit called "Special K"? Who died and made K so special?
2 comments:
you are hilarious Brad. You need to post more often. We can always use more laughter in our lives. Thanks for helping brighten my day a little.
Great post! BTW, in answer to your last question: mom and dad! hahaha!
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