What Friends Are For

Co-worker: I have a lead for you

Me: Great, who is it?

Co-worker: Well, he's german, bit of an accent. Name's Harry Baer. Here's the number, said he's interested in the luxury catalogue. Tell him I asked you to call

Me: Great, thanks

(Phone ringing....) "Thanks for calling the Zoo, how may i help you?"

Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a Harry Baer?..." (to myself: what the? ah, crap)

Zoo dude: (chuckling) Uh... I, um... I think someone may be playing a prank on you

Me: Oh, um... my bad. Thanks. CLICK

INNER MONOLOGUE...

Napoleon Dynamite voice: Gosh! I'm such a frickin' idiot!








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